Friar Nantucket's Barbecue Of Delight (Lyrics)

Weeelllccoooommeee!!!
To... Friar Nantucket's Barbecue of Delight.

(Ahem)
Welcome to the grill!
Here at Friar Nantucket's you get your fill of meat!
Sweets!
Carrots and beets!
We've got pots of stew for you!
Filled with lovely leprechauns - lucky too!
Here we put aside time for you!
How about some Irish dog?
Hog?
A lovely meat log?
We've got it all - and cheese!
SO MUCH CHEESE I don't know what to do with it all! Now
Come!
Please sit down!
I'll be right back you clown now DON'T
Don't you fret!
Your food is local and fresh! (Dog piss)
Oh your eyeballs will pop
When they see me serving the delicious fish!
A little bit of this and that, hah!

I hope you aware
I've got you in a chain-locked chair!
If the light bothers you just shout,
Don't stare and don't pout!
Yes, the main course is on its way!
Salad du-play and your kidneys sauteed!
YUM YUM!
Won't this be fun?!
I am the friar and you'll get the bun!
If I have anything to do with it,
Anything at all, anything at all....

I'm Friar Nantucket!
I'll fry you up!
I'm as eager to eat you
As a little young pup is eager!
Eager eager eager eager!
To gnaw away at the bones!
At the bones! At the bones!
I'm Friar Nantucket and I'll
Melt you down.
Tonight I'll sleep full and sound.

...I am ready to eat